August 2012
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
“A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be...”
– Paulo Coelho (via pavorst)
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Current State
I want to do everything except the things I’m supposed to do…
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“Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the...”
– Brandon Mull, Fablehaven
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“I want the part of you that you refuse to give.”
– Ellen Hopkins, Identical (via blua)
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“The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to...”
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x)
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50 shades of hipster: he pulled down my aztec leggings whilst I undid his chinos, we then took off each others vans and poured tea over ourselves
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“I feel like we’re all here on this planet, and intimacy is important. I can’t...”
– Simon Amstell (via youngfolksociety)
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“Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone...”
– Veronica A. Shoffstall, “After a While,” 1971 (via arae-of-sunshine)
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“What’ll we do with ourselves this afternoon? And the day after that, and the...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via blua)
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“If you carry old bricks from your past relationship to your new one, you will...”
– (via quotethat)
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